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Channeling 4 Dummies

Channeling 4 Dummies: 4 steps to channeling your higher self, aliens, inter dimensional beings, ghosts, epiphanies, or whatever you need to help navigate in this shit show we call life.

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Scientists, philosophers, employers, government officials, tech CEO’s, Oprah, and hippies all agree that meditation is a fundamental building block to make life life more effortless, reduce stress, lower blood pressure, become healthier, gain clarity, gain mental fortitude, and become an overall person that is better than other people. Then what? You get really good at meditating, you become better than your non meditating peers. Well, what happens when shit starts to get weird. When accidentally meditate your way into a spontaneous kundalini awakening, and find yourself with a wide open pandoras box and shit starts to get weird. Where is the line of meditation, visions, prophecy, and imagination. When do you jump from seeing something silly in a meditation, to actually visualizing the future, your desires, and manifest a new reality.

4 steps to channeling

1) It ain’t that deep

Once you feel relaxed enough to start meditating and have it be no big deal. Start meditating with an intent on channeling. Literally let your mind wander. Let you're imagination run wild. In the movie, Soul, they show an amazing example of people getting into the state of getting “in the zone” and let their mind go into a liminal space when they are doing something that they enjoy: writing, playing music, dancing, running. When you enter “the zone” your thinking mind is turned off, and instinct and intuition dance with each other. This is the same place where you can get hits of inspiration, epiphanies, or channeled messages.

Everyone has the capacity to channel. Channel yourself, channel other beings, channel dead people, channel aliens- whatever. Anytime you read a book you are channeling the voice of an author, this is an innate capability that all humans have, but it has been gate kept through religion & spiritual leaders. However, I truly think it is time to connect with multidimensional beings, because shit is getting weird. As our structures collapse, its time to rely on ancient wisdom from g-ds, our higher selves, ascended masters, spirits, aliens- whatever! Our ego isn’t doing a great job on its own, so lets open up the intergalactic floor to help us out with this shit show.

2) No Judgement

This is your time to experiment. Find your own style of channeling and exploration. Your curiosity is a good guide here. If you are digging a tradition meditation type channeling, go listen to the heady hertz waves. If you are more of a movement epiphany kind of gal, go get your clarity and inter dimensional wisdom on a job, swim, dance, squat rack, whatever the fuck.

Slow ride, take it easy. As you chill, meditate, or whatever and you get that intuitive hit, divine guidance, or message, now is the time to look objectively. This isn't written in stone, or fact. It is just information, and one thing I noticed a lot of practitioners and academics say is- interesting. This is an impartial observation, and we are just intaking an interesting phenomenon. One way I can distinguish whether something is fear, trauma, or intuition speaking is my emotional connection with the phenomenon. I’ve received messages that can be a bit dark, but I always feel a bit distanced from in, and never fearful of what would happen. When interpreting my dreams, I pay less attention to what actually happens in the dream, and instead focus on the feeling and emotions in the dream. Same goes for channeling.

3) Track It

Much like the scientific process, the more you track these channeled conversations, epiphanies the more you can co-create and track when you are getting them and how/if they materialize in the physical plane. We are following the traditional question of: does life imitate art, or does art imitate life? Are we air bending the future to our liking, or are we sensing the energy and shifting ourselves to the collective vibe of what is heading our way. It’s a strange dance with fate and free will.

Personally, when channeling to erase the mind of desires and expectation and receive with an anthropological sense. That being stated, when you are open to the universe, you can let some weird stuff in. Anecdotally, I don’t participate in protection spells or anything of the sort, I just indulge in bimbo radiance and joy, so anything to sticky or a bummer won't want to hang around with me. Find your methodology and system for openness, receptivity, and functionality- because sometime when you get to be too astral, the day to day can get a bit hazy.

4) Channel With Others

The ancient technique of doing spiritual practices with a group of people has slowly dissipated in the heavy individualism rebrand of humanity. However, one way to accelerate progress, compare notes, and lean on others with their energetic strengths is through group practice. I personally love to go to a group, guided meditation and compare notes after. It is always a delight to see that we some of us had similar visions, or gravitated and embodied different colors.

One practice I have particularly been seeing big leaps between the metaphysical and physical is channeling with the same friend, contacting the same guides, and guiding each other through different timelines. The synchronicities that appear within the next few days that are confirming the channeling sessions, blur the lines of space-time, and truly affirm the entire experience.

Inner Technology vs. Consumption

Being psychic isn't something that is a gift or talent, but a human capability that is yours if you want to peak under the veil. What would our psychic abilities look like if we focused on our inner technology, vs the outer technology of the internet, highways, and broadcast television. The systems have an uncommon similarity, but it is no wonder the inner technology has been denied and discredited, because a fulfilled person entertained by their internal power and imagination is not an eager consumer. Consume your own shit. World build your own life by being as far out as you could imagine. Take up some goddamn space. You are sovereign, and you can have life be as delicious as you want it.

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